Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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