Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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