Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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