I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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