haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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