Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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