dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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