So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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