whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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