There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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