i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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