Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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