she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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