i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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