sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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