I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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