how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He has the fingertips of a God
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