if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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