This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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