so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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