I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Randomize
