The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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