And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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