I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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