Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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