not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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