..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
