Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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