David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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