I'm going to jail i love you
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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