try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
