i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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