I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
