I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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