Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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