that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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