I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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