Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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