But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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