Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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