have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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