I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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