it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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