The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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