check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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