He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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