dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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