After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I came so hard my ears popped.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
