She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
