Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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